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Now that Portland’s development league NBA team has been anointed with a adequately cheesy name and cheesy logo (it looks more like a turtle with a Dali moustache than a lobster) it is time for the team to focus on the most important aspect of basketball…the dance team.  While the roster has yet to be unveiled, this has not stopped management from getting the half time entertainment in order.  And what does it take to be on the Red Claws Dance Team?  According to the team’s website, just a car and a willingness to show up for the 24 home games.  So pull on your flesh-colored hosiery and midriff-bearing top and get your game day hair and make-up ready before heading  over to the tryouts on June 6th.  Oh, and don’t forget the $25 application fee.  You have to feel good about going for any job that requires payment to apply.  They even take Discover.

 


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